I want a 'national' divorce!

The following message from a law student is brilliant in its conceptual analogy of basic political disparity.



Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.

I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms.

We can smile, slate it up to irreconcilable differences, and go on our own ways.Here is a model dissolution agreement:Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion.

That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them).We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens.

We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's, and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran, Palestine, and France and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.You can have the peaceniks and war protestors.

When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain.

You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars.You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors that are still practicing.?

We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem.I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty its best shot.Since it often so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.


Sincerely,John J. Wall -Student and an American

P.S. Please take Barbra Streisand.

Cancer Vixen!!!

This Post is dedicated to all the women in my life who have been effected by cancer. I came across this book at Bath and Body and just couldn't pass it because of the title and i read the back excert and its about a woman conquering breast cancer. I haven't read it yet, so i am not going to rec ommend it until its finished. Here are the pics of the cover and the back of the book. Is this book me or what?

So Monica take a read or even borrow it from me if you would like.

I love the 3rd pic, its definitely my fave!

Peachy Keen..

So I love the Wal-Mart Market Place. Why? Well they always have darling cheap flowers. I found quite a bit of variety of a dozen roses. Well Roses arent my favorite but how can you pass up $5 on a dozen roses. I couldnt, especially this color.

Well i always do the self checkout so i can use my reusable grocery bags. Well half the time i scan the flowers the price is never the same so the woman came over to help re-enter the correct amount and she kept making errors and couldnt punch in the correct total so guess what they cost?

$2.50!

Yup i got a dozen peach roses for two dollars and fifty cents. Now i know why i always go to this walmart. I left only spending $5 on some fresh chicken tenderloins and some roses. I am so proud, also I am becoming a coupon queen, I have found lots of deals just looking int he newspaper and the crappy savy saver coupon magazines that come to the house waaaay to often.

Well thats it for this post, toodles megs

Oh no you di'int...

This video is dedicated to the family members that i cant send this too because it is too large for my little email. This is my nephew Ryder and Anne Kocherhans. Mom and I were watching them for Tara and Ben on a friday evening. These two little preciouses just love filming with the easy to use Flip Video.

Not sure why Ryder is saying what he's saying, baby? really? how old are you little man? and Anne where on earth did you learn this phrase, who knows. it may have been me if she didnt learn it at school. Oops sorry Tara.

have a laugh on me.

So some days you just need to have a good laugh. Here's a good one. The funniest one is coming but until then here is why you never raise a parrot with a baby. So here's a sampling of funnier clips to come.

V@l3nt!n3's D@y!!

So Valentines Day is special to both Sean and I but we really feel that this holiday is really overrated. Sean proposed to me on Valenitnes Day back in 2005. So we chose to take it easy and cheap on this holiday. So the only thing i asked for was flowers that arent roses and i get to pick them out.

Me with all my bouquets of random flowers

My orchid....

My pink tulips

my purple tulips...

And these are my absolute favorite flowers of all time. I really have no idea what kind they are but they last forever. How they show they are dying is the bottom layer of petals just start to fade and slowly turn brown but i found a way to make these last at least 2 weeks. I will just pluck the petals that are wilting and the center and other petals look like its a fresh flower still. The only place i have seen these is at the Wal-Mart Market Place and they are only $2.50. I love these. I try to atleast have one set of these flowers in a mason jar everyweek for my tutoring room. That room is so blah and grey that i need some girly color and flowers do just fine.

So after a day of tutoring and just plain taking it easy we ate at a fabulous restaurant called "CAFE MIX". It is a greek restaurant that has great gyro's. Its located on the corner of McKellips and Greenfield by the Jamba Juice and WaMU. i really suggest you all try it if you like mediterranian food. As we were getting ready to leave the chick that regularly greets you when you arrive gave all the ladies at the restaurant a rose when they were leaving. What a special treat on this holiday.

Catch up on what you missed!

Hey All this is for those of you who couldnt make it to our Sycamore trip Saturday January 24th 2009. Enjoy...

And more fun..

And The finish.....

Your license plate 'holder' must not cover up the word 'Arizona'!

Your license plate 'holder' must not cover up the word 'Arizona'!
No one wants a $130.00 ticket. They will give no warning!!!

Do you know about this new AZ law?
Everyone please read carefully! This new law takes effect Jan 1, 2009. Please understand you can have a license plate frame holder as long as it doesn't cover the word Arizona on the top your license plate. If the license plate frame holder covers the word Arizona, you'll receive from the nice police officer a $130.00 ticket!

This is your responsibility as privileged Arizona drivers to know new motor vehicle laws - the state doesn't send out mailings. For more info on new motor vehicle laws click on the link below. So if you have a frame holder that covers the word Arizona on your license plate remove it before Jan 1, 2009 and replace it with one that doesn't cover "Arizona".

Please forward/pass along to all you know in Arizona.
http://www.azdot.gov/mvd/WhatsNew/whatsnew_2009.asp

License Plate Holder Law - State law* requires that the state name at the top of Arizona license plates must be visible. Any license plate holder or cover that prevents the license plate from being clearly legible is in violation of this new law. * A.R.S. 28-2354(B.)